Our Founder's Greatest Hits

Did you know that Our Founder has predicted the exact release date of the new toaster model? It was 3 years ago, and we're still waiting.

Accurate Predictions | Inaccurate Predictions

Prophetic Prophecies

Our Founder has been known to utter prophecies that have been eerily accurate, but also occasionally completely off the mark.

Prophecies of Old | Prophecies of Doubt